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Weird Memorabilia

Jan 10th by Jon
#10.

The other day I got a catalog from a Christian book store chain promoting their new Easter products. One of the items you could buy was a “crown of thorns.” For a mere $49.95 you could own a crown for your desk? Your mantle? Where do you properly store/display a crown of thorns? Do you think the Roman soldiers that made it at the time said to each other, “You know, some day this is going to make a really sweet paper weight.” But what can I say, when it comes to Easter and Christmas but shut your mouth not Halloween, we love us some weird memorabilia.

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Heidi Lois Apr 11, 2008

A Christian bookstore was my first job. I could write pages and pages of things like this that people bought all the time! I don’t blame the bookstores for carrying them. I blame the people for buying them.

Mobile Google Mail Apr 16, 2008

I blame the Christian bookstores. They suck. Jesus drove the ‘sellers’ out of the temple, not the people trying to worship.

Louanne May 19, 2008

I have to say we call all this stuff “Jesus Junk” and some days it makes me a little crazy.

Butch Jun 24, 2008

Fifty bucks? That’s insane. I say find a thorn tree (Oh, yes, I did in fact find one) and pull some branches off and make your own for free! My hands look like I got into a fight with a food processor but, by golly, I have my very own handmade crown-o’-thorns. Call it a labour of love. As for displaying it, it just sits up on a shelf.

raquel Aug 9, 2010

if i could give you a hundred thumbs up i so would!!!!!!!!

David Aug 6, 2008

Wait, what about for Crucifixion reenactments?

But I guess if it is a particularly pointy crown of thorns, it’d be rather dangerous. And $50 definitely is a hefty price to pay for a stage prop…

Anonymous May 16, 2009

I remember when Christian bookstores sold books, that was AT LEAST 20 years ago. Now they sell cheaper crap than the stuff you win at carnivals. But, I guess that is why God graced us with Amazon – yeah, they sell other [actually useful] stuff too, but they have…. (wait for it)…. BOOKS!!!

Erin M Sep 7, 2009

Seriously, working at a Christian bookstore it astounds me how much of this kind of junk people actually buy…I agree with Heidi blame the people who buy it, not the store, if people didn't buy it we wouldn't sell it.

mary Sep 14, 2009

yep, we have a crown of thorns at my house. it comes out and sits on our kitchen table for lent every year, as a reminder of the sacrafice. it's pretty weird. i wonder what non-christian people would say if they came to my house and saw a crown of thorns in the middle of our kitchen table. hmm.

Mia Jul 6, 2010

do you light a candle and put it in the middle of the crown? two birds…two stones?

abby Dec 3, 2009

my mom got into making these for people as gifts. her friend accidentaly sat on it and had to go to the emergency room. not kidding.

@gbsinkers Dec 4, 2009

We need some new wrist bands with WWJB on them. What Would Jesus Buy?

aaronmichaud Mar 11, 2010

this is not a new development. Take time and read about some of the relics that existed in church history. Can you imagine traveling thousands of miles to touch the toe of a dead saint?

thoughtriver Mar 25, 2010

lol – this is the type of thing my mother would buy. just to remind her of the sacrifice, not that there's anything wrong with that. its just an odd item.

Double Wide Mom Apr 11, 2010

next thing they'll have it lit with glow in the dark light bulbs to really make your "light shine"!

Brad Apr 20, 2010

Oh my, I just realized I once knew a guy who had a crown of thorns in his office…

Ben Hamaker Apr 28, 2010

Why do we, as followers of Christ, glorify things that were used to torture him? THIS JUST IN! Jesus's kidney stone he got after drinking too much wine in the desert!

Guest Jun 13, 2010

Wasn't Jesus out in the desert for 40 days *not* drinking wine?

Rev Kev May 27, 2010

We had a crown of throns that we made out of black locust branches for the three crosses in the front yard of the church. We would put up the crown and a purple robe for Easter but when summer was over we brought in inside. Being the good youth kids we were, I distracted the Sunday School teacher one morning so the other guy in the class could slip it in her chair. Needless to say we got a new teacher come election.

Robert Jun 3, 2010

It's almost offensive that people make a living selling stuff like that….

Desi Jun 30, 2010

Funny enough i had a friend that owned one of these and she proudly displayed it every year…
on her Christmas tree!