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#38 Joel Osteen

Feb 7th by Jon

1. Joel Osteen got $13 million for the advance of his second book.

2. Joel Osteen can bench press 300 pounds.

3. Joel Osteen once killed a polar bear with his bare hands while on vacation on Alaska.

I made up one of those facts, but the other two are from a 60 minutes special they did on Osteen. (Although I do have my doubts about number 2.) Someone as successful as Osteen was going to make the list at some point, but you might not have expected the reason. Is it his biblical teaching? Nope, although the whole “no pain, all gain” approach to Christianity that he is sometimes accused of has raised lots of questions for lots of people. Is it because he’s got a giant globe on stage with him when he speaks? Nah, I like globes. The reason I’ve challenged Osteen to a bench press contest is that he calls his father, “daddy.” And he doesn’t really even say it that way, he pronounces it “datty.” I listened to Best Life Now on CD while mowing the lawn and he kept saying things like, “My datty started a church” or “My datty was a good man.” And for some reason that really bothered me. I guess at the end of the day I’m a fan of saying dad and father. Something about grown men saying “datty” just makes me feel very country to me. That’s probably not the best thing to get hung up on and reveals my own shallowness, but I’m kind of immature and wanted to be upfront about that. And if Andy Stanley or Rick Warren or any other pastor said, “Datty” I would write the same review.

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Joe Mar 25, 2008

Correction, you meant to say:

“Is it his teaching?”

Because there is nothing biblical about his teaching.

Joel Osteen boils my blood.

holly Mar 27, 2008

if you don’t like Joel Osteen there may be something wrong with you.
its kind of like saying, i don’t like baby sheep and fuzzy chickies.
He talks about his “daddy” because his dad started that church and i think its very affectionate

Luke Mar 29, 2008

Yeah, I’m with Joe.Joel Osteen scares me. I haven’t read/listened to enough of his stuff to officially come out swinging against him, but I’m pretty sure Paul would have some not nice things about him if Paul were writing his letters today.

2 Cor 10:12ff: “And I will keep on doing what I am doing in order to cut the ground from under those who want an opportunity to be considered equal with us in the things they boast about. For such persons are false apostles, deceitful workers, masquerading as apostles of Christ. And no wonder,for Satan himself masquerades as an angel of light.”

kimana83 Apr 9, 2008

ITA with Joe and Luke. The guy doesn’t even preach from the Bible. Sure, he holds it when he’s up there, and he might read a verse or two, but he just rips those verses bloody and screaming out of context, and has not the slightest clue about authorial intent.

I’ve lived in the south long enough now that grown men calling their father “Daddy” doesn’t bother me quite as much. It took a few years, though…

Marian Apr 10, 2008

I am from Houston. Joel Osteen’s sacchrine-laced face, hair, and preaching style make my skin crawl.

That is all.

Kudos on this making the list before #100.

Heidi Lois Apr 11, 2008

My grandma gave my husband a Joel Osteen book for Christmas. We took it to Wal-Mart and traded it for a couple of Transformers. (Shhh, don’t tell.)

Joel Brown Apr 11, 2008

I don’t know how it happened, but about 10-15 years ago me and my 6 brothers and sisters all started calling my dad: Papa Joe…. way better than Datty

C Swirl Apr 14, 2008

You are my hero. For reals.

Marian Apr 17, 2008

P.S. to holly,
fuzzy chickies make huge messes with their poop

Michelle in Mx May 7, 2008

um- I don’t like fuzzy chicks

cHriStiNa May 8, 2008

the funny thing about joel is he’s really short.
my mom lived in houston and my husband and i went to lakewood with her one time to check it out. we met joel and his wife after the service. he’s like midget size and she’s the freakin jolly green giant she’s so tall!! ha ha.
any way, it’s funny because on all the lakewood commercials they show in houston it makes him look like the tall one. so that means they have to do the ole eye foolery when filming the two together. ha ha.

Gabrielle Eden May 12, 2008

I did a post about Joel Osteen. He is scary. Glad a red flag went up for you.

Betsy May 16, 2008

there are many more reasons i dislike joel olsteen.

but mostly it’s his fake-ass smile. it’s frightening.

also has something to do with “postive thinking” replacing being real and honest and intelligent.

Rachel Gray May 20, 2008

Hoo, boy, I understand. There’s a priest I have on podcast who’s a great preacher, but he pronounces “false” almost like “faults”, throwing a t sound in there. So when he talks about faults beliefs and faults religions and faults worship I get quite irritated, however correct his points may be.

Louanne May 20, 2008

Okay I have a list of things that annoy me about the guy. Like the obscene amount of money they spent renovating the Compac center to make it a church. Think how many lives could have been saved with that money? But here is my silly annoyance.

His first book: Your Best Life Now: 7 steps to…..

His second book: Become a Better you…..

If you are living your best life now after buying his first book, WHY do you need the second one? You can’t get better than best, right?

katdish May 21, 2008

I grew up in Houston and I remember Joel Osteen’s “datty”, who I like much better than Joel. Back when John was at the helm of Lakewood, everybody thought they were crazy and they didn’t CARE that everybody thought they were crazy! I’m pretty sure that Lakeway started out as a charasmatic church, and they may still be, but they don’t show that part of tv.
Back then, if you asked someone where they went to church, and they said “Lakewood”, you’d say “Ohhh, that reminds me…..”

Anonymous May 23, 2008

i too am in houston. it hurts when folks go to lakewood to feel good, then never hear about what the christian life is. larry king had a great line, calling osteen’s sermons “cotton candy theology” -
lots of sugar and no substance. makes me think of paul writing of christians who stay babies drinking milk, when they need meat of accountability and suffering.
his dad had a feisty little charismatic church with scriptural sermons and even fire and brimstone. joel seems to have migrated to the LDS church they took the kids out of…their moms tell all the kids “be sweet”

Ashley May 30, 2008

I’m glad I am not the only one who has noticed how ridiculous this man is. On Larry King he was asked if Jesus was the only way and he wimped out and pretty much avoided the question. That’s crap. He had a great chance to share the gospel and he bailed. Again, that’s crap.

jason gabriel leonard May 30, 2008

“Nah, I like globes.”

Almost crapped my pants. Priceless.

Karla Jun 5, 2008

You know, I think I saw on one of those Law & Order shows where child molesters pronounce Daddy that way. Hmmmm…
My husband always turns over Osteen books when he sees them on the shelves.
Rock on.

Jamie Jun 14, 2008

Not a fan or JO…not a fan at all.

Anonymous Jun 16, 2008

My husband and I call him Winky Blinky. We are always amazed there are so many people at Lakewood. I just figure they do it with smoke and mirrors.

Anonymous Jul 28, 2008

I can honestly say that Joel Osteen changed my life forever. I listen to his podcasts every day, over and over. I met him and his family and they are down to earth, caring people. Most negative comments about Joel are made by people who have never taken the time to really listen to what he is saying or understand how he helps people all over the world. Instead that are quick to judge, because he is successful. He travels the world helping people, people who have no hope left. He is definitely making a difference in this world – and a positive one. If you would just take the time to listen to what he is saying maybe your life can be changed too. And from what I have read, some of you really need his help – but you just don’t realize it. Listen, and keep an open mind. Find the good, not the bad, in the people who are trying to help others in their time of need. We all need help, we all need understanding. Don’t criticise Joel Osteen because he is truely a good person trying to make a difference in this world.

elkaye Aug 1, 2008

To Anon @ 4:13pm,

I just have to say, that I agree with most of the comments here. I don’t mind that he’s a good guy trying to help the world be better and all that; what irritates me about him is that he’s doing all of his “good deeds” under the idea that he’s a Christian leader/pastor, and yet his messages on self-improvement are not founded on the essence of Christianity, which is all about the Grace of God through Christ. My belief is that Christians should not be looking for the “good” in people, but instead be looking at people through the love of Christ. For I know that in and of myself, I am sinful and worth nothing. Only Christ gives me any worth, and that value is much more than the world or I can give myself.

Anonymous Aug 1, 2008

this is what is wrong with the christian people these days…they judge and are so negitive and talk about how someone else is this or that. Why dont you just start worrying how your walk with the Lord is going, and if your living the right kind of life. Obviously you have some work to do or you wouldnt be judging others and how their walk with him is. No wonder we have so many unbelievers, look what kind of “christian” examples we are leaving…hmm…i pray for all of you. God bless

Jennifer Sep 21, 2008

Joel scares me. Just look at that picture! It looks like he’s about to take a bite out of his wife’s perfect hair.

Datty is really annoying, too.

“That’s probably not the best thing to get hung up on and reveals my own shallowness, but I’m kind of immature and wanted to be upfront about that.”

Too close to home for me there… I am apparently very shallow and immature, too.

evan Sep 22, 2008

Hay little bar. I know it’s awful heavy with that 300 lbs of metal on your ehnds. Why don’t you just lift yerself right up, now. Come on, do it with me, just lift yerself right up. Extend that weight on my chest right up to the Lord. There you go! Now doesn’t that feel guuuuud? Come on, let’s do it uhgeen!

And that’s how Osteen bench presses 300 lbs.

Anonymous Oct 8, 2008

Meh, Pat Robertson can leg-press a thousand. Allegedly.

T Oct 24, 2008

I think those of you who are critiquing Joel just really don’t get it. You probably have never REALLY listened to his messages. He has a lot from the Bible with each sermon. If his style brings more people to know God, who are you to citizen? Have you been in a witness for God in the last day, week month – ever? Do you consider yourself a Christian? If so, you should be praising him for teaching more people about the way to heaven. You don’t have to listen to him or watch him, just respect him. For those critiquing him for being “phony” or smiling “too much”, you clearly so not really know him at all. He is the most genuine person you could ever meet. He is not at all fake – most of what you see is because he is actually quite shy. Some of you admit you have actually never ready anything he has written or watched his sermons. Do people go around behind your back, that do not know you and talk junk against you when they really do not know you at all?
Maybe think about things before you comment. Know of what you speak before garbage flows out of your mouth (or thru your fingers!)

Nicodemus at Nite May 4, 2009

He is a very handsome guy. And if I weren’t straight or married, I’d probably pursue a courtship with him leading to marriage.

He has some work to do in his theology, yet the same people who complain that he isn’t doing, “XYZ” instead of being frustrated with that, why not do “XYZ” yourself? Why does he have to have it all together when we don’t?

anicia Jun 19, 2009

hahaaaa

Pat W. Kirk Jul 28, 2009

Joel Olsteen's "datty" died and shortly thereafter, Joel was head of the church. He's not careful enough of his facts, and as said before, he waves that Bible and does little else with it. I think he's a cute kid, but that doesn't make a pastor. He wasn't ready to lead a church.

Wynoma Hollis Jul 28, 2009

I like Joel Osteen. I may not agree with all his teachings, but he's down to earth, and I believe in his own way, he's a true man of God.

As far as him calling his father datty, what's wrong with that? Maybe you don't understand his dialect.

Christinah86 Oct 19, 2009

He does have a strange accent…

He was at Hillsong conference this year and I was working behind the scenes in production… Whenever I passed him in the backstage area or saw him he was always talking to the volunteers and thanking them… I don't follow his ministry and haven't listened to his teachings (a part from what he said at conference) but he seems like a nice down to earth guy…

Anonymous Sep 25, 2009

"…if you don't like Joel Osteen there may be something wrong with you."

Dear God thank you that something is wrong with me. Listening to him makes me want to punch a puppy in the face. That's what's wrong with me I suppose. Oh and not liking self-glorifying, Crest White-Stripped, spray on tan, blasphemers. That too.

Casey Freeman Dec 11, 2009

"listening to him makes me want to punch a puppy in the face."

holy crap i like you. hilarious.

Chris Feb 13, 2010

WWJD? Not post with sarcasm, snarkiness and judgement like many of you here.

Let's be nice. God is reaching a lot of people through Joel Osteen. If it's not for you — well, then it's just not for you. It's not universally wrong.

Also, this whole "punch a puppy" (I've also seen/heard "punch a baby") is at it's most favorable light immature snark, but more accurately it's sick.

So please choose your words carefully. You are co-creating hate and I don't think that's what you really want to do.

Nick Johnson Oct 8, 2009

To "anonymous" that left the message praising JO…according to the Bible, you're wrong. Since he is a teacher claiming to preach the Scriptures, according to the Bible we are SUPPOSED to judge him, and test his words and works against those of the Word (Check out pretty much all of 1 & 2 Tim, for example.) If his words don't match The Word, then we get to reject him…which most of us do, easily.

joannamuses Oct 19, 2009

Amen to that. Discernment is a lost art these days. Christians often don't seem to realise that just because someone is friendly, does good things or is quoting bible doesn't mean they are telling the truth. I've met all sorts of non-christians and christians with questionable theology that can do that. All the encouragement and good things that a preacher can give mean nothing if the gospel isn't preached clearly enough for people to respond with repentance and faith to be saved. It can actually be quite harmful if people think they are going to heaven but have actually been fed some false gospel along the way.

Brian Nov 19, 2009

I thought about leaving a thoughtful comment, but then I looked at the picture in the post.

His wife has crazy eyes…

Belle Smith Nov 21, 2009

Nick pretty much covered it. To those Joel Olsteen lovers, bless your hearts.

Christian HouseMusic Nov 26, 2009

I really like Joel. A great inspiration for us and all. But there's no way he can bench press 300lbs! He only weighs 150 and has no chest. That would be some sort of record.

Angela Nov 29, 2009

I don't think there is anything wrong with Christians pointing out false teaching to other Christians. I think somewhere in the bible it tells us to watch out for false teachers.