Comments on: #559. Davey and Goliath

By: meganlee

meganlee — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 17:03:30 +0000

@Jake McGee and Me…… now that's a show. I still have the song memorized from the episode "The not so great escape"….

You put it in your mind ( dramatic guitar solo), it's gunna stay gunna stay right there in your heart.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 16:53:23 +0000

They already have a new Davey and Goliath. They were snow boarding in the episode we saw.

By: Aussie Mike

Aussie Mike — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 13:59:46 +0000

You should have Chuck Norris make a special appearance and it would end like this:

Chuck Norris: "NO, I AM YOUR FATHER"
Goliath: NO!!!!

By: Joel

Joel — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 05:26:23 +0000

goliath gets eatin by the local forest bear. that'll teach him for not conforming to modern technology.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 05:18:10 +0000

"At the height of their fame the cucumber stops taking his Lithium. "

Although most of the endings are funny (Nick's was awesome), this is the only line that actually made me laugh out loud.

By: KaGe

KaGe — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 02:05:44 +0000

Davey continues to text more and more…eventually it leads to long conversations and large phone bills. The addiction to this secular past time leads Davey to try more and more things that the heathen secular kids are doing…eventually he's drinking 15 energy drinks a day, skipping homeschool classes, is found outside leaning up against the house at "recess" texting and drinking a Monster all at once. His mother, concerned, comes out to confront him and ask to pray for him. Davey, feeling that his newfound life's privacy has been infringed on, storms off. His mother, feeling trapped because she has her house dress on and can't go out in that, stays and watches her son walk away.

Cut to montage of Davey texting, drinking energy drinks, smoking, and yes…dancing.

We catch up with Davey at a text-friend's rave, dancing with people he may or may not have met via text messenging and facebook, strobe lights flashing, bass pounding, Monster spraying everywhere when Davey thinks he hears an all too familiar melody through the bass…but it's not part of the music…it's getting louder and louder, starting to overtake the rave music…Davey, needing to hear the melody rushes to the stereo system, can't find the off button, pulls the plug…Yes, YES, HE CAN HEAR IT NOW!!! he turns to face the balcony when he sees it…Goliath, standing on his hind legs, holding high above his head, with a determined look on his face…his church's Worship Eagle singing "Sweet Hour of Prayer"! He has done it!!! Goliath has come to save his long lost friend! They both run out of the house to the park where they embrace through rivers of tears…when Davey falls over dead from cardiac arrest caused by the over-consumption of energy drinks…(fade to black)

Text: The End?

By: Beth

Beth — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 11:35:32 +0000

I'm thinking a lot of you are confusing poor Davy with Mr. Bill!!

By: Stacy from Louisville

Stacy from Louisville — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 02:18:58 +0000

Suddenly the cell phone explodes right in his hands, spraying nuclear waste on Davey, Goliath and all their friends. They melt to the ground in a pool of waxy carnage. Luckily a nearby vegetable stand shields the rest of the town from harm. A cucumber and a tomato start talking. Amazingly, they're both from the Bible Belt and super saved. Children are drawn to their singing and story telling.At the height of their fame the cucumber stops taking his Lithium. Soon they go into sindication, stop using Scripture, and sell out like Amy Grant (who also melted into a pool of waxy carnage, but for different reasons). Then in flies a caped superhero wearing Jazzercise tights from 1986. He calls himself "Bible Man" and is armed with Chap Stick and out of context Pauline quotes. He purposely sends Hello Kitty to the Bible Vet to be spayed so she can't reproduce her bubblegum-Humanistic propaganda. And that, my friends, is why DC Talk broke up.

By: MMandm

MMandm — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 00:38:48 +0000

it's all so funny I have to read it out loud to my husband who is sitting right next to me reading it on his own. That may be annoying to some, but it's just downright hilarious to me.

By: Tracie

Tracie — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 23:16:41 +0000

I really did laugh out loud! That was flippin' awesome!

WV--catio: (1) the fancy front entrance to your cat's litter box; (2) the hep, cool 1960s feline answer to the term "daddio."