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Vote for the reader chapter title that will go in the Stuff Christians Like book.

Jul 11th by Jon

Voting is officially closed. Thanks so much for commenting. I’m going to count the votes and post the winner in a few days.

A few weeks ago I held a “name this chapter” contest. (The chapter in question was about whether it’s possible to unsubscribe to a prayer email chain you don’t remember signing up for without making it look like you hate Jesus and prayer and humans. You can see the original post right here.)

After going through hundreds of entries, here are the 10 best. Please vote in the comments section by picking the number of the one you think is the funniest. The headline with the most votes will be printed in the Stuff Christians Like book from Zondervan, the winner will have their name in the acknowledgments section and get a free copy of the book. Vote as many times as you like until the end of the day on Tuesday, July 14th.

Here we go:

Jarrod Haggard
1. “The Eternal Implications of Clicking ‘Remove Me’”

Leo:Unfinished
2. “Breaking the chains: How to make holy use of the spam folder.”

Jonathan Ferguson
3. “Should I Pray or Should I Go Now?”

Casey
4. “Stuff Christians Like: Unsubscribing to prayer chain emails – we’ll have time to catch up in heaven.”

Chandler
5. “Sorry, my email is atheist.” Or Dewde’s collaborative response, “SCL: I May Be a Christian,
But My Inbox Is Atheist”

Chuck Allen
6. “How to Cease Without Praying”

han-nah
7. “Hate the Spam, Love the Sender.”

Elizabeth R
8. “Giving the prayer chain up (without letting Jesus down)”

snowberrylife
9. “SCL: I kissed prayer chains goodbye.”

jesse elisabeth
10. “Breaking chains without breaking hearts”

What number do you think is the funniest?

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Comments

Douglas Jul 15, 2009

6

Miss Chant Jul 15, 2009

Number 3!

Sunk Costs Jul 15, 2009

3

Renee Jul 15, 2009

no doubt, #9.

Jesse Coleman Jul 17, 2009

#7, no question

Anonymous Jul 18, 2009

3

han-nah Jul 21, 2009

Whoa. I missed this whole thing.

I'm honored to have made it on the list–thanks everyone! Getting votes on this has made me want to consider a career in marketing…

kidding.

Nice work guys. Maybe coming up with titles is an SCL in itself?