http://stuffchristianslike.net/2009/10/the-guy-who-refuses-to-scoot-at-the-end-of-the-pew/ Musings by Jon Acuff Sun, 14 Mar 2010 18:00:49 -0400 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 hourly 1 http://stuffchristianslike.net/2009/10/the-guy-who-refuses-to-scoot-at-the-end-of-the-pew/comment-page-1/#comment-65768 James Thu, 07 Jan 2010 21:16:54 +0000 http://stuffchristianslike.net/?p=1249#comment-65768 Find a new church... A small one... Like 20 people small. We run about 30 people in an auditorium that will seat 120. EVERYONE gets an aisle seat. Find a new church… A small one… Like 20 people small. We run about 30 people in an auditorium that will seat 120. EVERYONE gets an aisle seat.

]]> http://stuffchristianslike.net/2009/10/the-guy-who-refuses-to-scoot-at-the-end-of-the-pew/comment-page-1/#comment-55960 bconway Fri, 13 Nov 2009 01:22:19 +0000 http://stuffchristianslike.net/?p=1249#comment-55960 If you know there's a good chance you'll have to do this, maybe a good solution that doesn't require an expensive renovation would be rethinking wearing pencil skirts to church. I'm just saying, why wear a type of clothing if you know it could get you into a compromising/embarrassing situation? If you know there's a good chance you'll have to do this, maybe a good solution that doesn't require an expensive renovation would be rethinking wearing pencil skirts to church. I'm just saying, why wear a type of clothing if you know it could get you into a compromising/embarrassing situation?

]]> http://stuffchristianslike.net/2009/10/the-guy-who-refuses-to-scoot-at-the-end-of-the-pew/comment-page-1/#comment-54248 Jennifer R. Mon, 02 Nov 2009 20:19:09 +0000 http://stuffchristianslike.net/?p=1249#comment-54248 So, I am a Children's Minister, and therefore have an appreciation for "all things churchy." I printed off this post last week and read it to the secretaries. They all got a big kick out of it. Imagine my joy and surprise when one of the secretaries and I saw this in action yesterday morning in church. The gentleman trying to get in the pew danced, waved his hands, and did everything short of jumping up and down screaming to try to get the aisle-hoggers attention. It was to no avail. The aisle-hogger kept his eyes firmly planted on the song leader, and the gentleman and his wife who just wanted a seat were forced elsewhere. So, I am a Children's Minister, and therefore have an appreciation for "all things churchy." I printed off this post last week and read it to the secretaries. They all got a big kick out of it. Imagine my joy and surprise when one of the secretaries and I saw this in action yesterday morning in church. The gentleman trying to get in the pew danced, waved his hands, and did everything short of jumping up and down screaming to try to get the aisle-hoggers attention. It was to no avail. The aisle-hogger kept his eyes firmly planted on the song leader, and the gentleman and his wife who just wanted a seat were forced elsewhere.

]]> http://stuffchristianslike.net/2009/10/the-guy-who-refuses-to-scoot-at-the-end-of-the-pew/comment-page-1/#comment-54136 Dan76 Sun, 01 Nov 2009 21:05:56 +0000 http://stuffchristianslike.net/?p=1249#comment-54136 those end huggers are every ushers nightmare. It should be illegal to have pews without aisles on both sides. good post. those end huggers are every ushers nightmare. It should be illegal to have pews without aisles on both sides. good post.

]]> http://stuffchristianslike.net/2009/10/the-guy-who-refuses-to-scoot-at-the-end-of-the-pew/comment-page-1/#comment-54063 Jennifer Sat, 31 Oct 2009 16:15:57 +0000 http://stuffchristianslike.net/?p=1249#comment-54063 lol - nice. lol – nice.

]]> http://stuffchristianslike.net/2009/10/the-guy-who-refuses-to-scoot-at-the-end-of-the-pew/comment-page-1/#comment-53844 Mad God Woman Thu, 29 Oct 2009 23:31:56 +0000 http://stuffchristianslike.net/?p=1249#comment-53844 *ROTFL* - someday I might try #2! *ROTFL* – someday I might try #2!

]]> http://stuffchristianslike.net/2009/10/the-guy-who-refuses-to-scoot-at-the-end-of-the-pew/comment-page-1/#comment-53838 Josh Fox Thu, 29 Oct 2009 20:48:13 +0000 http://stuffchristianslike.net/?p=1249#comment-53838 I love it! Made me laugh.... I love it! Made me laugh….

]]> http://stuffchristianslike.net/2009/10/the-guy-who-refuses-to-scoot-at-the-end-of-the-pew/comment-page-1/#comment-53820 Sandra Bishop Thu, 29 Oct 2009 17:36:40 +0000 http://stuffchristianslike.net/?p=1249#comment-53820 it is my opinon that Aisle Campers should be first in line for judgement followed directly by Doorway Standers. it is my opinon that Aisle Campers should be first in line for judgement followed directly by Doorway Standers.

]]> http://stuffchristianslike.net/2009/10/the-guy-who-refuses-to-scoot-at-the-end-of-the-pew/comment-page-1/#comment-53729 Grace Wed, 28 Oct 2009 20:01:12 +0000 http://stuffchristianslike.net/?p=1249#comment-53729 *sniffle* Yes, he was. He will be sorely missed. Get that hickory pen out of my sight. *sniffle* Yes, he was. He will be sorely missed. Get that hickory pen out of my sight.

]]> http://stuffchristianslike.net/2009/10/the-guy-who-refuses-to-scoot-at-the-end-of-the-pew/comment-page-1/#comment-53667 @geckomayhem Wed, 28 Oct 2009 06:38:17 +0000 http://stuffchristianslike.net/?p=1249#comment-53667 I prefer to jump over the chairs and high five the people around me. I prefer to jump over the chairs and high five the people around me.

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