Zombie angels.
Feb 5th by JonThis is not your traditional guest post. In fact, Randall, the man behind the magic, didn’t even submit a single word. But what he did do, what he did create is brilliant. And I think you’re going to love it.
I once wrote about Willow Tree figures. They are the simple, faceless figures that kind of look like zombie angels. I thought they were a little creepy. That’s just me, you may love them and collect them. That’s fine. Randall however had a different idea.
Instead of doing the traditional guest post on Stuff Christians Like, he carved a guest post out of wood. That’s right, I’m bringing wood back, kind of like Justin Timberlake did with sexy.
Here’s his carving. I think it’s hilarious. Let’s play “caption this photo.” How would you caption this photo?
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Prayer Shot Blocking Gone Bad
Ha! I said the same thing! Great minds…
Ahhh, i've been saying for YEARS that the Willow Tree figurines freaked me out with their lack of faces. Good to see similar opinion!
caption: how not to build community.
Sibling rivalry (two beating up on the other….. sounds like my family, *sigh*)
Sometimes the best solution to morale problems is just to knock someone over.
Prayer Shot-blocking gone too far
Another theory — a church fight over what color the new sanctuary carpet should be. The guy on the ground is trying to decide, the other two are bickering.
Though enthusiastic, the visiting worship group's moves were a little wooden.
(Not having mouths didn't help either).
"Life is serious enough without having to grow up." quote by Byron Pulsifer
Caption: My favorite thing to do to unsuspecting people at youth group.
Someone at First Baptist decided that the official church discipline needed to take a different direction than usual
Suddenly, Pastor realized his sermon illustration on Ananias and Sapphira wasn't going in quite the direction he intended
Somehow, I don't think this is what the verse means when it talks about "brotherly love"
BE HEALED!!!
EPIC WIN!!!
This isn't exactly the right way to test "and they shall rise up with wings like eagles"
Catch this rare glimpse into the spiritual world as we what happens behind the scenes when someone is slain in the Spirit
Leapfrog gone wrong.
Why the elders took out a life insurance policy on Ralph.
The answer to the question did he jump, or was he pushed.
How we used to log off in the old days?
"The not so good, Samaritan"
"Ushering Don'ts"
"How not to work the altar"
" Staff meeting" (Alternatively- Board meeting)
"Why women should be in church leadership.( This is what happens when men are left without supervision)
"The Messiah Matrix Test." If you rise on the third day- You're real. (oooh that one was bad)
Oh, you didn't read the fine print in your job description?
Too bad…
Oh come on…aren't you going to help me look for my contact lenses…
“Come out, in the name of Jesus”
No caption, but I've been laughing all day about someone carving a "guest post".
lol nice pun, or was that unintentional?
Punk'd: Angels edition
Crossfit Glut/ham sit ups with friends!
"Todd Bentley at the Lakeland Revival!"
When Calvin met Wesley
John Calvin explaining how God predestined him to push John Wesley supported by Jacob Arminius.
Getting slain in the spirit takes on a whole different meaning when the person behind you who is supposed to let you down easy loses a contact.
How to slay in the Spirit when you're not Benny Hinn
Cuthbert was quite happy being left on the shelf, however the Singles ministry had other ideas…
After this incident, Duke was never asked to be the “catcher” at a healing service again.
Stuff Christians like
This charsmania is getting ridiculous!
Benny Hinn: "Be healed in the name of Jay-sus!!!"
What a push-over!
anyone up for leap frog karate?