Worst. Cat Adoption. Photo. Ever.
Mar 17th by JonI took the photo you’ll see after you hit continue yesterday. It was hung up on our community message board near the pool in our neighborhood. It was a homemade sign about a cat adoption. The rest of the sign was not sarcastic or funny and the other photos were cuddly, so I assume the person who posted this was not trying to be funny. I could be wrong.
Though it has nothing to do with anything on this site, it’s funny, and I feel like funny is one of our core values. (Didn’t I sound all corporate there? Like we were going to push the envelope and collaborate on our synergy?)
I would love to hear what your caption would be for this hell cat in the comments.
Caption Please: ____________
I only got married two years ago, at the very end of my 20s, so...
Comments
Loving cat, free to good home.
[in italicized fine print]Owner not responsible for subsequent mange, flea infestation, vet bills, hospital bills, increase in home insurance premiums, sudden disappearance of valuable small shiny objects, maimings, or death.
PLEASE help me get this giant hairball out?? YUCKKKKK!!
DERN IT! I knew I shoulda ran after that puppy!
I scare the daylights outta people.. See.. HISSSSS
"Don't care if you're a Tennis Angel!! Quit harping on at me! I'm still not getting in that bath tub!"
I iz gud wif tennuss bawl kachin', can I haz cheezburger now?
No caption, but is that a cat corpse behind Hell Cat?
"Reason number 421 I'm getting rid of this cat."
The other, less-popular, entrance to Narnia.
Hahahaha! This one made me lol.
rabies.
WANTED
for Clawed Assault:
Unitooth
Reward Offered. See Sheriff
IM A CAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
Help! It's ALF!!!!
"Beating up Tom the Cat is too easy. Now it'll be weeks before he recovers so I can do it all over again. YAWN."
(Photo not to scale)
Beautiful cat free to loving home. No tribble at all.
"What, you all thought that werewolve kid was cute:)"
Free to a good home: world's best yodeling cat. Please, for the love of God, someone take it! Do you know what cat yodeling sounds like?
What? That was only a flesh wound! Come 'ere! I'll bite your paw off!!!
Benny Hinn try to touch this!
FEEEEEEELINGS
2 excuse me a cat seeks new home.
Please take her !
she's a very loving cat.
it's just a bad picture.
Call ANYTIME! Seriously ANYTIME!
"Look, I can be a snake too!"
Hahah. Several come to mind.
"STELLLLAAAAA!!!"
"VadrCat says, 'NOOOOOOOO.'"
"Basement Cat is Annnngry."
FREEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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no words, just the shriek of this little girl.
Get me out of here! NOW!
Was it YOU that stole my SCL book!?!
Less Puss in Boots or Cat in the Hat, more like 'Puss in da' hood'
Sure signs of a cracked out cat:
cigarette butts in the water bowl (displayed in back)
& a buddy that is passed out behind him.
This cat-adoption could be well advertised even here on this website.
Isn't helping crack addicts something Christians like to do/talk about doing?
IT'S A TRAP!
I can has treat….NOWZ!
Straight from the jungle of Urbania – caticus urbanius
I used to be a snake in my previous life.
Our mascot Fuffy visits the elderly and is good with children!
I'm adopted?!? By a KING?!?
For Sale: 1 Vampire Cat.
Loves Children.
Loves it when you read Twighlight novels to him at bed time.
Price: Free or nearest offer
Fluffy wasn't exactly overjoyed at getting less comments than the Leprechauns.
Halloween will be here before you know it. You need me, best prop. Yes, I have had my rabies shot. The bite marks disappear in about a week. All the kids think it's cool. Come on, take me home. Please
I think that "HOLY WOW!!!!!" really says it all as a caption here.
SHAM-WOW!!!
"Be the first on your block to own the revolutionary new SNAKE CAT! It's a SNAKE! it's a CAT! it's SNAKE CAT! Plus if you act now, we'll DOUBLE THE OFFER and throw in ELEPHANT DOG for FREE! (Offer good while supplies last. Please send a gazillion dollars for shipping and handling.)"
Adam Lambert performs his new hit single from the musical ' Cats'.
He's nice. Really.
What?!? I'm getting fixed tomorrow?!?
219 votes? WHAAAAT??
"I would do anything for love, but I won't do that!"
"I KEELL YOU!" (any Jeff Dunham fans?)