Stuff Christians Like

Jon Acuff

My new favorite license plate.

I have no proof that the owners of the car I am about to show you are Christians.

They didn’t have an official “Jesus fish” or Ichthus on the back. Although, that symbol usually doesn’t mean Christian, it means, “Worst driver ever.” If you’ve never been cut off by a Christian you have never driven in the Bible Belt.

I can’t prove they are Christian or homeschool or any number of other things that might qualify them to be a topic on Stuff Christians Like. But they are stuff and I do like them, which means they fulfill 66% of the criteria and if I hit .660 in baseball I wouldn’t have spent so much time on the bench in little league.

All that to say, well done owners of this vehicle.

If you’re going to have a 15 person van for your family …

If you’re to have a ton of kids …

If you’re going to go on epic family vacations and drive by a blogger, embrace the adventure and get this license plate:

Van

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Comments

  1. I’m Catholic, so we have lots of 15 passenger vans at my church. My favorite is a red van with the license plate “Clifford.” Clifford the Big Red Van.

    • I used to know a family where the Dad had to have a CDL to legally transport the entire family.

  4. I’m from a family of 13, and have spent many, many hours in a large van. We’re all adults now. The van has been sold. And I am now deeply saddened at the missed opportunity…. 😉

  5. Awesome! My brother sent this to me – my wife and I have 6 kids with number 7 due in 4 weeks (and our oldest is 7! – carseats galore). We roll in a 15 passenger van and I’ve been tempted multiple times to do *something* with the plates or decals. We call the van the Quiver (Ps 127) and so I’ve thought about something around that theme. Our van is currently a big blank white canvas. PROCRE8 is available in my state, but it’s $80 to get it and $42/year to maintain – time for a gofundme page? https://www.dropbox.com/s/dna709rlao19y6x/Screenshot%202014-08-14%2010.50.05.png

  6. We are a family of eleven with a 15-passenger van, and I’ve been so tempted to get “Stovall Family Van” printed on the side of it, similar to church vans and daycare vans.

    • when shopping for our van, we almost bought one from a Baptist church – it still had the church lettering on the side. we had no plans to remove it. what makes that more awesome? most of our family are staunch Assemblies of God members.

  8. I have to say…..this is MY favorite license plate too! Yes, we are Catholic. Yes, we homeschool. Yes, we vacation in the Outer Banks every year. Yes, we have 13 children, with #14 on the way. Life is good! I must say that I love that you love it!

  9. Hahaha this is gr8! My wife and I are on #2, but I’ll keep this in mind for when we hit double digits!! (I don’t see that happening…)

    Good eye Jon. But taking the picture while driving? Jk, thanks for taking the risk! Totally worth it.

  10. We have a small car, and only three children. I was thinking of getting a cute license plate with a play on the word contraception, but I’m not sure that would be as funny.

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