These guys are to the Old Testament what Run DMC was to rap. Seriously, 87% of all OT stories involve either Jonah, Noah or David. Granted, that’s an estimation, but based off the number of projects my kids bring home from preschool that’s not far off. The funny thing is that when we embrace these three guys we tend to overlook some of their issues. For instance, after the ark landed, Noah planted a vineyard and ended up getting so drunk he passed out naked in his tent. Rarely though is that scene drawn on a color by the numbers piece of paper in Sunday School. Which I appreciate, because I don’t want to hang that one on my fridge.