Sometimes when Christian retailers try to “sell God” they end up creating some cuckoo promotions. I don’t blame them, God is not the easiest idea to promote. But some of the things that show up in my mailbox are hilarious. I didn’t alter the image above at all. I promise. All I did was scan it in from the back cover of a catalog from a Christian retailer. (By the way, is making fun of a Christian retailer the smartest thing for me, an aspiring writer to do? I know, I know but I can’t help myself.) Maybe they meant “books” about healing. Maybe you’re supposed to read the entire page in context, but the way it’s designed indicates that it’s a single block of info. And I love that essentially, healing through Christ is 50% off. How great is that? What a deal. I’ll take two! But my favorite thing is in small text it warns you, “hurry in, limited supplies.” That’s fantastic.
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