Boy, we love outfitting our Bibles with “fanny packs.” I’m talking about those covers we put on them with zippers and pockets and velcro and straps and pencil holders and mesh nets and handles and whoa some of these Bibles have nicer jackets than I do. Sometimes when I’m at church I’ll see people with those and they always open them like they’re fooling around with some sort of transformer robot. Parts and pieces are elevating out of secret compartments, rulers are appearing out of nowhere, little notebooks are materializing out of thin air. It’s amazing.