You know what my favorite way to relax is after I’ve put my two kids to bed, especially after they’ve been yelling or fighting with each other using that toddler kung-fu they all know how to do with those tiny little fists? I like to watch complete strangers in Pennsylvania raise 8 kids of their own. Next to Amazing Race, which I call “Amazing Panic Attack,” Jon & Kate Plus 8 is really the least relaxing show on the planet. (One of my worst nightmares is missing a flight at the airport, so watching 12 people do that for an hour is why I can’t watch Amazing Race.) But my wife loves it. She thinks the kids are adorable. She loves the hijinks and shenanigans they are always getting in. And of course she loves that they have Bible verses posted all over the house.