Yesterday’s post, “prosperitypalooza,” was really long. To give you all a little break, I thought I would write a short post about the Audio/Video guy or gal at church. This is the person that runs the soundboard. The person that controls the lights or makes sure all the microphones work. Big church or small church, they make it all come together. And these are their haikus, written in the classic 5, 7, 5 syllable style:
One:
We’ve got a new song
We all forgot to tell you
Until our service
Two:
The background is blue
The pastor’s shirt is blue too
Like a floating head
Three:
I messed up the song
I sang all the wrong verses
But I still blamed you
Four:
Whoa, whoa, whoa, hot mic
Could I get more guitar please
No, that’s way too much
Five:
Can you mic a bird?
I have a worship eagle
You might need some gloves
That’s it, post’s over
I hope you will write some please
Can’t wait to see yours
