(I’m at MinistryCOM08 in Oklahoma on Thursday and Friday. In my absence, I asked two of everyone’s favorite writers to take the helm of Stuff Christians Like for the next two days. Today, despite fleeing his home in the wake of a hurricane, Hucklebuck is inviting everyone to take a look at his brilliant new game, Grand Theft Auto Xian.)
Cheat Code: Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A B A Select Start. Use this move to call out bears from the woods.
Challenges: Put the smackdown on the members of the ruling families.
Tips: If the crowd gets restless, throw a handful of Skittles at them. If attacked, hide behind the drummer’s fishbowl. It’s made of bulletproof glass.