Christmas is over, but the fun doesn’t have to stop.
Let’s play some of the games that we’ve had on Stuff Christians Like in the last few months. Post your scores on a comment on this post and let’s see how we’re all stacking up. (If the question is, “Will this ultimately reveal how holy I am?” The answer is yes, yes it will.)
Here are 5 different games we’ve played in the past few months. I included a sample question to remind you what the game was all about:
Game #1
Backsliding, a Christian thing or an Indiana Jones Move?
Excerpt from the post:
Poisonous snakes come out of no where and a brass snake must be made to help ward them off.
A. The Bible
B. Indiana Jones
Game #2
“Mayer” Christianity
Guess whether a sentence is a line from the Message version of the Bible or a John Mayer lyric.
Excerpt from the post:
Is this passage John Mayer or the Message Bible?
I’m tired of all this—so tired. My bed has been floating … on the flood of my tears.
Game #3
The Prayer Grunt of Affirmation
How do you know how valuable your prayers are? Here’s how.
Excerpt from the post:
You say the word “just” too much while praying e.g. “Just hear us Lord, just hear our cries.” = minus 1 point per each usage
Game #4
Metrosexual Worship Leader
See how Metrosexual you or your worship leader is with this handy guide.
Excerpt from the post:
Wears a winter knit hat even in the summer = +2 points
Game #5
The Lady Worship Leader
What type of lady worship leader do you have?
Excerpt from the post:
The number of times they might cry during a service:
A. Contempohip = Not going to.
B. Old Schooler = Once, if they sing the right hymn.
C. Televangelist = Take the number of songs they do and multiply it by four.
D. Crunchy = Once, but only because she spilled her lemon wheat grass tofu granola coffee.
E. The Cure = Once, but only if someone reads an Edgar Allen Poe poem, which seems highly unlikely.
F. None of the above
