I used to think that the side hug had no natural enemies. The official hug of Stuff Christians Like for 2010, I was confident that there was no doppelganger hug around. I was wrong. This commercial, which I promise is real, now proves that the side hug is in danger. This kind of reminds me of sending someone a snake to wrap around their body in a constriction of love.
You can record a message that plays when they press a button. Mine would be, “I love you, just not enough to physically touch you.”
What would your message be?