If you follow me on Facebook, you’re probably going to get unfriended in the next month or so.
Why?
Well here are the three reasons I am not unfriending you:
1. You love ferrets.
I don’t, but that’s no reason to unfriend someone. So you built a little maze in your living room called “San Ferretcisco” for your luxury rat to scamper through. I’m not judging. Your love of ferrets has nothing to do with this unfriend.
2. Too many barefoot waterskiing photos.
No such thing, my friend. Keep them coming. That’s not a problem at all.
3. I wanted to Jesus Juke your Hunger Games status updates.
You know what I hunger for? Jesus and church. Nope, not going to do that to you. I promise.
So why am I going on an unfriending rampage? One reason:
1. It’s time for Facebook to be fun.
For the last two years, I haven’t done anything on Facebook. I even named myself “Jonathan Christopher” because I thought it wouldn’t last. (How visionary am I? Wow!) But now, I’m realizing the personal page I have is really limited. And the new page I have access to is really fun. We can have even bigger conversations on that one than on my old one. Plus, Facebook has a new timeline feature that we’ve created some original content for. It might be one of the most ridiculously fun things I’ve done and it will go live on Sunday.
So I’m going to focus on that page now and say farewell to my old page.
How do you get connected to the new page?
Click this link and hit the “Like” button.
Did you do it yet? No? OK, here’s another opportunity.
Click this link and hit the “Like” button.
Thanks for doing that. I can’t wait for you to see the timeline we designed on Sunday.
And good luck with San Ferretcisco. I’m still a fan.
