This is going to surprise you, but I have a few questions about this photo that someone named Jordan posted:
1. Is Jesus kind of being a bit of a jerk? It doesn’t look like he’s playing hoops, it looks like he’s playing keep away.
2. You know who would be the worst to play keep away with? Jesus. “Hey guys, come out on this lake! Let’s play out here. Oh, that’s right, you can’t, cause you can’t walk on water. Guess who has two thumbs and can walk on water? This guy!”
3. How come the kids are in athletic gear but Jesus is still rocking the robe? Would it be weirder if Jesus was in old school short shorts from the 1980s like Michael Jordan used to wear?
4. Can we admit that sandals offer absolutely no ankle support? I know he’s Jesus but he’s still experienced everything we have. That dude has rolled an ankle.
5. Is it me or is the kid on the right a young Larry Bird?
6. Why is their Nerf ammo next to this?
Those are my questions, do you have any?
