If Jesus called your cell phone, you’d answer. You’d probably wonder how he got his photo in your phone. Or how his contact info came up without you making a profile for him. I don’t care if you’re an atheist, you’re not kicking Jesus to voice mail.
And you know he’d be calling from an iPhone.
Jesus hates Droid.
Look it up. That’s in Luke I think.
And quit making stuff like this. It’s dumb.