My friends Tripp Crosby and Tyler Stanton are hilarious. You should follow them on Twitter because you would love them.

A few months ago, they made a video introduction for my speech at Catalyst.

Without further adieu, I give you “Shoot Christians Say.”

Dear college me,

You were right. This is a trick.

Sincerely,

Older, cooler you.

P.S. Be honest. Have you ever said this? Has anyone ever said it to you?

If your kid ends up in the vehicle pictured at the bottom of this post during Sunday School, one of the following things has happened:

1. They bit somebody.

2. Somebody bit them, at which point they started crying.

3. They are crying uncontrollably, hoping to slam shut your 32-minute long window of worship.

4. They have eaten their bodyweight in goldfish crackers and have a stomach ache.

5. They sass-mouthed their Sunday School teacher and said, “Oh jeez, another story about Noah? What else ya’ got?

6. Your church doesn’t tag kids like whales and can’t therefore alert you that “child #2453” needs to be picked up ASAP.

7. Your kid whipped some other kid with a palm branch, celebrating WWE wrestling, not Palm Sunday.

8. A volunteer remembers your kids from VBS and started crying silently in the corner of the Sunday School class in the fetal position.

Bottom line: You never want your kid in the bye-bye buggy, but it happens.

Has your kid ever been kicked out of Sunday School?

Recently, a college senior asked Joe Jonas, of Jonas Brothers fame, to a dance.

She made a video describing why he should go with her. Joe Jonas loved the video and made his own. He then said yes to her on The Today Show.

At minute 2 of her original video, she points out that she knows he has a girlfriend. She promises that they can leave enough room for the Holy Spirit. She doesn’t say those words, instead she shows the picture of how to properly dance from the Stuff Christians Like book.

So I guess what I am trying to say is, Joe Jonas, I’m teaching the youth of this country how to dance.

You’re welcome.

(A few days ago my friend Dave Ramsey asked if he could stop by and share a few words with you guys. I thought that was a great idea. So without further ado… Mr. Dave Ramsey.)

WOW! That just about sums up how I feel about the incredible success we’ve had with the release of Jon Acuff’s latest book, Start. This thing debuted on the New York Times and Wall Street Journal best-seller lists and Amazon’s overall Top 10 list. It totally dominated Facebook, Twitter, Pinterest and just about everything else on social media! This thing is on FIRE, and I can think of two reasons for that.

First of all, Start delivers a message that the world is hungry for. I talk to people on the radio every day who are frustrated and miserable with their careers, and they honestly think it’ll never get better. They’ve settled for average, but they dream of awesome. This is the book that can take them there.

Second—and this is the really important part—the reason Start came out of the gate so strong is because of YOU! You guys bought into the message, and you told a LOT of other people about it! Maybe you saw some things on Jon’s blog or Twitter feed, or maybe you heard us talking about it on the radio, and something just clicked. Something inside of you woke up, and you decided to START! By the time we dropped the book into the marketplace, tens of thousands of you had already pre-ordered or you lined up to buy it the day it released! That’s incredible! We’re already hearing stories from some of you about how you’re flipping the switch from average to awesome in your own lives by putting this material into practice. You guys rock! Thank you for making Start such a big success!

Of course, we’ve been doing our part to get this life-changing message out there too! Jon was locked in his office for months getting the message just right. Literally dozens of people on our team have spent the better part of a year getting the edits, design and marketing ready for Start to hit the street. We even took over Times Square with enormous billboards and a huge wrapped bus for our live launch event! And then we kept Jon on that bus for two weeks on a massive book tour to keep the momentum going.

This book release has been a pretty wild ride, and that means there are ups—and downs. The down side right now is that some of you haven’t been able to get your copy of Start yet because several stores sold out so fast. That was never the plan! We had pretty big expectations for the book, but the response has been mind-blowing. If you haven’t been able to get your copy yet, we’re sorry! Our team is working like crazy to make sure your local stores and Amazon have Start back in stock as soon as possible. And if you want it before they get it, we’ve got plenty of copies on hand in our online store at daveramsey.com. There’s little chance WE’LL run out!

Thanks again for everything you’re doing to help us get the message out there. I really believe that Start is one of the most significant books you could ever read, and I can’t wait to hear your own Start story soon!

—Dave

In Matthew 6:26, Jesus tells us to look at the birds of the air. He intones that “they do not sow or reap or store away in barns, and yet your heavenly Father feeds them. Are you not much more valuable than they?”

It’s a powerful passage about worry and the future. I’ve written about it before and will write about it again, but something new recently struck me.

Have you ever thought about how common birds are?

We have some in our backyard, and they sing all day and most of the night. They are in the bushes and the trees and the grass and the everywhere.

You probably have birds near your house, too. You can find them on every continent. In fact, scientists estimate there are 200 to 400 billion birds on the planet.

Have you ever thought about the kindness of Jesus, using birds as his example?

He could have picked the clouded snow leopard. There are less than 10,000 of them.

Or the Javan Rhino. There are only 60 or so of those.

Or the hairy-nosed wombat. There are only about 120 of those.

He could have picked any rare animal in the world, but he didn’t. Instead, he picks one that blankets the planet. One you’d find in Antarctica or hundreds of miles out to sea. One you’ll see in the city or the suburbs, the desert or the jungle.

He picked one that’s everywhere.

Why?

Because that’s where God’s love for you is too.

Look at the birds.

Turns out someone took a photo of me breakdancing last summer at camp. Whatevs.

I don’t know who originally created this, with memegenerator, but I know it wasn’t me. Look up the verse and see why this is perfect.

Well played. Well played, indeed.